I love to collect quotes from movies, TV, friends, books...etc. So I thought maybe there are others who also enjoy quotes, who might enjoy reading some of my favorites. So listed below are some of the quotes I have written down at some point in my life for reasons that may be personal or just simply something I found funny.
WARNING: Some quotes may contain language that some may find offensive. If you are easily offended at bad language, leave this page now.
I hope you enjoy these. And if you have any quotes you would like to share with me, email me. Thanks, and enjoy :)
Changed the color to something easier to read. This page was made back when I had no clue about web pages, but I might be able to salvage this one (unlike the FOT page...). In the next coming weeks this list will be replaced with a random quote generator, if I get the code working right :) Stay tuned!
Movie & Television Quotes!
A Few Good Men
????: Walk softly and carry an armored tank division
David Letterman
David: People love anything with the word 'ass' in it.
David: If you go to a Christmas party, Joselin Elders advises you to stand under the mistletoe by yourself.
David: In Playboy, a poll says that '80% of men have sex once a week.' But that drops to 25% when you add the words "with a partner".
Die Hard 2
????: As far as I'm concerned, progress peaked with frozen pizza.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Ferris Bueller: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.
Sloan: What are we going to do?
Ferris Bueller: The question isn't "what are we going to do," the question is "what aren't we going to do?"
Cameron: Please don't say were not going to take the car home. Please don't say were not going
to take the car home. Please don't say were not going to take the car home.
Ferris Bueller:If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away? Neither would I.
Ferris Bueller:I did have a test today. That wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European, I don't plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialist? They could be fascist anarchists - that still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Not that I condone fascism, or any ism for that matter. Isms in my opinion are not
good. A person should not believe in an ism - he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon: "I
don't believe in Beatles - I just believe in me". A good point there. Of course, he was the Walrus. I
could be the Walrus - I'd still have to bum rides off of people.
Ferris Bueller: Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you would have a diamond.
Hackers
Dades' Mother: Can we cut the electricity to his room so he'll sleep normal hours? He's been playing with his computer all night for a solid week.
Kate Libby's Mom: God gave men brains larger than dogs so they wouldn’t hump woman’s' legs at cocktail parties.
Dade Murphy: Do you want me to mow the lawn? Oops. Forgot. No lawn.
Cereal Killer: The red book, NSA Trusted Networks, otherwise known as the ugly red book that won't fit on the shelf.
Dade Murphy: Mess with the best. Die like the rest.
The Plague: There is no right or wrong. There is only fun and boring.
Razer & Ramone: She's buff, ballsy. Keep her. Waste the dude.
Plagues' Assistant: Miner clichés with you usually turn into major catastrophes.
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie
Ivan Ooze: What is that odious stench? Smells like teenagers.
Ivan Ooze: Oh the things that I have missed: the Black Plague, the Spanish Inquisition, the Brady Bunch Reunion.
Kimberly: Have a nice trip. See ya next fall. Buhbye. Gotta luv it!
Misery
Paul Sheldon: There is a judge higher than that of man. I will be judged by him.
PCU
Droz: You can major in Game Boy if you know how to bullshit.
Pump Up the Volume
Mark Hunter: I mean, if I knew any thing about love, I would be out there making it, instead of sitting in here talking to you guys.
Mark Hunter: Remember my dear, I can smell a lie like a fart in a car.
Mark Hunter: I say do it. I don’t care what, just do it. Jam me, jack me, push me, pull me, talk hard!
Mark Hunter: Now I'm depressed. Now I feel like killing myself, but luckily I'm too depressed to bother.
Mark Hunter: I know you, not your name, but your game. I know the true you. Come to me or I'll come to you.
Mark Hunter: I don’t mind being dejected and rejected, but I'm not gonna be ashamed about it. At least pain is real. You look around and you see nothing is real, At least the pain is real.
Rosanne
Rosanne: Chile is Chemistry. It's all three states of matter; liquid, solid, and eventually gas.
Speed
Howard Payne: Poor people are crazy, Jack. I'm eccentric.
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Picard: A seed of violence is within each of us. We must recognize it, because that violence is capable of consuming us.
Picard: Make now the better time, there will never be another now.
Data: If you prick me, do I not leak?
Data: Could you please continue the 'petty bickering'?
Picard: Things are only impossible, until they are not.
Data: That action injured you and saved me. I will not forget it.
Worf: Men so not roar; woman roar. Than they hurl heavy objects and claw you.
Riker: If it should become necessary to fight, could you arrange to find some rocks to throw at them?
Worf: Good tea. Nice house.
Q: It's difficult to work in a group when you're omnipotent.
Gowron: Do you hear the cry of the warrior calling you to battle, calling you to glory?
Misc. Quotes!
