Welcome to my Quotes Page!

I love to collect quotes from movies, TV, friends, books...etc. So I thought maybe there are others who also enjoy quotes, who might enjoy reading some of my favorites. So listed below are some of the quotes I have written down at some point in my life for reasons that may be personal or just simply something I found funny.
WARNING: Some quotes may contain language that some may find offensive. If you are easily offended at bad language, leave this page now.
I hope you enjoy these. And if you have any quotes you would like to share with me, email me. Thanks, and enjoy :)

Changed the color to something easier to read. This page was made back when I had no clue about web pages, but I might be able to salvage this one (unlike the FOT page...). In the next coming weeks this list will be replaced with a random quote generator, if I get the code working right :) Stay tuned!

Movie & Television Quotes!

A Few Good Men
????: Walk softly and carry an armored tank division

David Letterman
David: People love anything with the word 'ass' in it.
David: If you go to a Christmas party, Joselin Elders advises you to stand under the mistletoe by yourself.
David: In Playboy, a poll says that '80% of men have sex once a week.' But that drops to 25% when you add the words "with a partner".

Die Hard 2
????: As far as I'm concerned, progress peaked with frozen pizza.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Ferris Bueller: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.

Sloan: What are we going to do?
Ferris Bueller: The question isn't "what are we going to do," the question is "what aren't we going to do?"
Cameron: Please don't say were not going to take the car home. Please don't say were not going to take the car home. Please don't say were not going to take the car home.
Ferris Bueller:If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away? Neither would I.

Ferris Bueller:I did have a test today. That wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European, I don't plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialist? They could be fascist anarchists - that still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Not that I condone fascism, or any ism for that matter. Isms in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an ism - he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon: "I don't believe in Beatles - I just believe in me". A good point there. Of course, he was the Walrus. I could be the Walrus - I'd still have to bum rides off of people.
Ferris Bueller: Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you would have a diamond.

Dades' Mother: Can we cut the electricity to his room so he'll sleep normal hours? He's been playing with his computer all night for a solid week.
Kate Libby's Mom: God gave men brains larger than dogs so they wouldn’t hump woman’s' legs at cocktail parties.
Dade Murphy: Do you want me to mow the lawn? Oops. Forgot. No lawn.
Cereal Killer: The red book, NSA Trusted Networks, otherwise known as the ugly red book that won't fit on the shelf.
Dade Murphy: Mess with the best. Die like the rest.
The Plague: There is no right or wrong. There is only fun and boring.
Razer & Ramone: She's buff, ballsy. Keep her. Waste the dude.
Plagues' Assistant: Miner clichés with you usually turn into major catastrophes.

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie
Ivan Ooze: What is that odious stench? Smells like teenagers.
Ivan Ooze: Oh the things that I have missed: the Black Plague, the Spanish Inquisition, the Brady Bunch Reunion.
Kimberly: Have a nice trip. See ya next fall. Buhbye. Gotta luv it!

Paul Sheldon: There is a judge higher than that of man. I will be judged by him.

Droz: You can major in Game Boy if you know how to bullshit.

Pump Up the Volume
Mark Hunter: I mean, if I knew any thing about love, I would be out there making it, instead of sitting in here talking to you guys.
Mark Hunter: Remember my dear, I can smell a lie like a fart in a car.
Mark Hunter: I say do it. I don’t care what, just do it. Jam me, jack me, push me, pull me, talk hard!
Mark Hunter: Now I'm depressed. Now I feel like killing myself, but luckily I'm too depressed to bother.
Mark Hunter: I know you, not your name, but your game. I know the true you. Come to me or I'll come to you.
Mark Hunter: I don’t mind being dejected and rejected, but I'm not gonna be ashamed about it. At least pain is real. You look around and you see nothing is real, At least the pain is real.

Rosanne: Chile is Chemistry. It's all three states of matter; liquid, solid, and eventually gas.

Howard Payne: Poor people are crazy, Jack. I'm eccentric.

Star Trek: The Next Generation
Picard: A seed of violence is within each of us. We must recognize it, because that violence is capable of consuming us.
Picard: Make now the better time, there will never be another now.
Data: If you prick me, do I not leak?
Data: Could you please continue the 'petty bickering'?
Picard: Things are only impossible, until they are not.
Data: That action injured you and saved me. I will not forget it.
Worf: Men so not roar; woman roar. Than they hurl heavy objects and claw you.
Riker: If it should become necessary to fight, could you arrange to find some rocks to throw at them?
Worf: Good tea. Nice house.
Q: It's difficult to work in a group when you're omnipotent.
Gowron: Do you hear the cry of the warrior calling you to battle, calling you to glory?

Misc. Quotes!

Bill Thomson:If everybody thought the same, we would all still be living in trees.
Contributed by Bill Thomson, Unknown:Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes, that way, if he gets angry, he is a mile away and barefoot.
Annie Lennox:You were the sweetest thing I ever knew, but I don't care for sugar, honey, if I can't have you.

Fances Beacon: A crowd is not company and faces are but a gallery of pictures.

Unknown: Maturity is the art of living with things you cannot change.

Unknown: For a writer to create a book he must think beyond what he knows.

Unknown: That is no dead, which can eternal lie, yet with strange eons, even death can die.

Wilson: Is it possible that I am so busy doing that I no longer have time to enjoy being?

Louisa May Alcott: ...When women are the adviser, the lords of creation don't take on the advise till they have persuaded themselves that it is just what they intended to do; then they act upon it, and if it succeeds, they give the weaker vessel half the credit of it; if it fails, they generously give her the whole.

Unknown: God made woman from man's rib - not from his head to top him, nor from his feet to be walked upon; but from his side to be his partner in life, from his arm to be protected by him, from near his heart, to be loved by him.

Henry Ward Beecher: Hold yourself responsible for a higher standard than anyone else expects of you.

Oscar Wilde: Who, being loved, is poor?

Unknown: It's easier to leave angry words unspoken, then to mend a heart whose words have broken.

Hellen Keller: The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.

Moreau: Age does not protect you from love; but love, to some extent, protects you from age.

James Francis Byrnes: Friendship without self-interest is one of the rare and beautiful things in life.

Janis Joplin: Don't compromise yourself. You are all you've got.

Fanny Brice: Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be, because sooner or later, if you are posing, you will forget the pose, and than were are you?

Uta Hagen: We must overcome the notion that we must be regular. It robs us of the chance to be extraordinary and leads us to be the mediocre.

Rosanne Arnold: Beauty comes in all sizes - not just size 5.

Delores Del Rio: Beauty does not come with creams and lotions. God can give us beauty, but whether that beauty remains or changes is determined by our thoughts and deeds.

Lena Horne: Always be smarter than the people that hire you.

Ursula K LeGuin: Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone, it has to be made, like bread; remade all the time, made new.

Phyllis McGinley: Getting along with men isn't what's truly important. The vital knowledge is how to get along with a man. One man.

JoAnne Woodward: Sexiness wears thin after a while, and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh everyday, ah, now that's a real treat!

Corita Kent: Flowers grow out of dark moments.

Margaret Mitchell: Life is under no obligation to give us what we expect.

Madonna: Life is too short to be bitter and I'm too short to be bitter.

Jason David Frank: Just be happy with what you've got... people get too greedy sometimes.

Ozzy Ozborn: Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.

Pauly Shore: Whats it going to be like in 30, 40, 50 years? Be like, 'Sir, you can take our driving test in Spanish, English, or Dude.' Instead of 'true' or 'false' on the exam, it'll be, like, 'totally' or 'not even.' Instead of stop signs, the signs will say 'chill.'

Christopher Hart [played Thing, in 'The Addams Family']: I'm going to have the most famous hand in the business. Maybe it will lead to a watch or jewelry commercial or something.

Sam Moore [on Madonna]: Everytime she shows her boobs she makes $20 million. This boob, $10 million; that boob $10 million. Hey, man, I wish I had boobs so I could show mine!

Last Updated: September 13th, 2002

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